Part of the fun being in a hot sauce shop, other than trying the sauces, is the labels.  Because of this I thought I'd take a page from Letterman's book and do a top 10 list of our favorite "saucy" names.

#10 - "Sauce Bitch" - You have to be careful how you ask for this one at home.  Please pass the sauce (pause) bitch may have disastrous effects!

#9 - "Don't Piss Me Off Pecker Sauce" - Don't really have anything to say about this one, the name says it all.  Check out the gun the "pecker" is holding though!

#8 - "Professor Payne Indeass" - (say it slow) makes three sauces all referring to the backside area of the body.  I guess the professor knows his stuff!

#7 - "Colon Cleaner" - This one is great after a long night of drinking!

#6 - "Dr. Ass Burn" - The doctor makes a habanero and Jalapeno sauce, they don't live up to their name but they are funny!

#5 -"Colon Blow" - similar to #7 but much more explosive!

#4 - "Slap Your Mama" - Great sauce but mom's don't get this one for their kids!

#3 - "Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally" - probably better said in the bedroom that out in public!

#2-"See Dick Burn" - mostly ladies comment on this one in the store, guys tend to stay away from it!

#1 - and finally our favorite funny title in the store - "Sphincter Shrinker" - great to resolve posture issues!

There you have it - I hope you find them as funny as we do!